From the Guy that sold me the Vibrams:
Me- "I'm a little worried about the size. I may need to go a size up because my toes are kind of long."
Him- While looking at my feet, "Oh. Yeah, I see what you mean. That second toe is really something."
From a student at school when she saw my shoes:
With a very concerned look on her face,"Mrs. Brown, I don't think you are allowed to wear those to school."
On a note that was picked up in the 6th grade hall at my school:
"Trust me, I'm a skater."